Thoughts of Ram

So, I've just finished watching "Knowing" by Nicholas Cage (It's 12:12, right now, lol) and I have admit... that was a weird movie. If you don't want the movie being spoiled then don't read the next paragraph or... just do and watch the movie afterward and you'll see for yourself.

So, the movie ends by Nicholas Cage's kid and another chick's kid getting abducted by "Angel-like" Aliens. Because the world was ending because the sun decided to fart a big flame at the Earth. The main thing here are the "Angel-like" Aliens taking the "chosen ones" (which happens to be all kids. Oh, boy) and dropping them off some planet which is like Earth but has 2 moons and isn't ruined by our "civilized" civilizations. Meanwhile back at Earth I, everyone else is getting fucking crazy and pure anarchy is over the world while a half of the Earth is getting toasted by the sun and incoming to the Earth where Nicholas Cage is hugging with his parents and sister waiting for their inevitable and surely painful (and hot) death. I had something else in mind if I the Earth was getting toasted, if ya know what I mean. Then the Earth is toasted and everything is dead.

Back to Earth II, the Angel Aliens dropped off the kids, that are now dressed in white and look like they represent Adam and Eve and they walk run to this tree which I presume is the Tree of Life OR the Tree of Knowledge (If you don't know which ones which then I wouldn't what you to be either Adam or Eve) (P.S. The bad one is the Knowledge) As the run off to the tree, I abruptly shout at the screen: "DONT FUCKING EAT THE APPLE!!! KILL THE SNAKE!" Then the movie ends......

Now to the meaning of that. Didn't God already wiped us out once. "Knowing" is basically a modern "Noah's Ark" but this time it involves fire and Earth getting baked into a cookie. I think God found a loophole in his contract to never wipe out the human race with WATER. Rainbows make me cry now. So, God, I mean, is just bored. I think in the movie he thought "The humans are getting way out of hand again.. hmm.. maybe I should start over and see what the new strain comes out off. I'm sure I'll get it right this time." God, put fences around them apples.. and don't invent snakes. Why did God even create us if he's gonna wipe us out at the end. He's done it (theoretically, I'm still Agnostic, guys) before surely he can do it again.... AND THEN... those kids will continue the cycle of human nature and we still end up getting wiped out again. I bet my money that the next way of extermination is attack of killer pandas then after killing all the humans blow up with cum. Hey.. God can do anything... and I'm Ringo Starr


~Ram

P.S. Lol this entry was kind of fun writing.