Thoughts of Ram

So, I heard you like AIDS Vaccines? Well, apparently, in Bang"cock", Thailand, the sex capital of the world, scientist there have find an effective vaccine to HIV and preventing it %31. Hey, it's better than nothing. But at least scientist are actually doing something. When they do get the vaccine perfected, orgy anyone? ;) And remember kids, never have unprotected sex with monkeys or gorillas or your gonna start a global pandemic that makes us hesitant of the best thing we humans do best... Sex. Then again. Don't even have any kind of sex with monkeys... Ever. Unless your Kanye West.


That's all for this wonderful Thursday evening. Thanks for reading!

~Ram

So, I've just finished watching "Knowing" by Nicholas Cage (It's 12:12, right now, lol) and I have admit... that was a weird movie. If you don't want the movie being spoiled then don't read the next paragraph or... just do and watch the movie afterward and you'll see for yourself.

So, the movie ends by Nicholas Cage's kid and another chick's kid getting abducted by "Angel-like" Aliens. Because the world was ending because the sun decided to fart a big flame at the Earth. The main thing here are the "Angel-like" Aliens taking the "chosen ones" (which happens to be all kids. Oh, boy) and dropping them off some planet which is like Earth but has 2 moons and isn't ruined by our "civilized" civilizations. Meanwhile back at Earth I, everyone else is getting fucking crazy and pure anarchy is over the world while a half of the Earth is getting toasted by the sun and incoming to the Earth where Nicholas Cage is hugging with his parents and sister waiting for their inevitable and surely painful (and hot) death. I had something else in mind if I the Earth was getting toasted, if ya know what I mean. Then the Earth is toasted and everything is dead.

Back to Earth II, the Angel Aliens dropped off the kids, that are now dressed in white and look like they represent Adam and Eve and they walk run to this tree which I presume is the Tree of Life OR the Tree of Knowledge (If you don't know which ones which then I wouldn't what you to be either Adam or Eve) (P.S. The bad one is the Knowledge) As the run off to the tree, I abruptly shout at the screen: "DONT FUCKING EAT THE APPLE!!! KILL THE SNAKE!" Then the movie ends......

Now to the meaning of that. Didn't God already wiped us out once. "Knowing" is basically a modern "Noah's Ark" but this time it involves fire and Earth getting baked into a cookie. I think God found a loophole in his contract to never wipe out the human race with WATER. Rainbows make me cry now. So, God, I mean, is just bored. I think in the movie he thought "The humans are getting way out of hand again.. hmm.. maybe I should start over and see what the new strain comes out off. I'm sure I'll get it right this time." God, put fences around them apples.. and don't invent snakes. Why did God even create us if he's gonna wipe us out at the end. He's done it (theoretically, I'm still Agnostic, guys) before surely he can do it again.... AND THEN... those kids will continue the cycle of human nature and we still end up getting wiped out again. I bet my money that the next way of extermination is attack of killer pandas then after killing all the humans blow up with cum. Hey.. God can do anything... and I'm Ringo Starr


~Ram

P.S. Lol this entry was kind of fun writing.

Ahh... The Beatles. How could I even describe them. I mean they're so fucking cool that words are not enough to describe them. I don't know what it is that makes them what they are. Actually, I can. But it's gonna take a long time for me to say all those things. They're music is just so soothing and awesome. From their earlier "pop-oriented" songs to the more psychedelic and meaningful songs, I could not describe the magnitude of orgasmic levels. AHHHH. Why couldn't I been born in the 60s. I would have loved it. I would be one of those people screaming when watching them. But then I would be 40 by now. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

I've gotten the Beatles: Rock Band on the release date and I might get the boxset of their remastered albums.. either that or an Iphone... FUUUUUUU- Two things I love most, The Beatles and Technology, and I can't chooooooseee..... OR I could just use the $40 and save up more until I get $250 for the boxset..... Choices, Choices... Life's full of 'em.

~Ram

Hmm.. is anyone even reading this. I always wonder if like someone was reading this or not. So, basically I'm talking to myself. Which I already do.

I'm so bored. My body is tired. I still have one piece of homework to do. My brain is telling me "DO IT, FAG!" while my body is saying "Must.. .go... to... sleep..." But I know after I finish my homework I would up all night playing or otherwise browsing the interwebs. Weird, huh?

Anywho, at school I heard people talking about what they would do for a million dollars. One asked this girl if she would kiss another girl for a million dollars. She said 'Ewww No I'm not a lesbian". Geez. What a phony answer. I bet you if someone actually asked her to do that and the million dollars was right there she would have done it. I mean... It's money. WHO DOESN'T LIKE MONEY. I mean I would kiss a guy for reals if I would get a million dollars afterward. Seriously, who cares if people will laugh at you or you "reputation" will be almost zip. Who cares. You have fucking million dollars. They don't have that. I could pay people to rape them and that would be more humiliating. Eh, I guess what you say is more important than what you actually think in high school. Peer Pressure. lol. Pushing down on them.... Sucks for them.

~Ram

Eh.... It's 11:12 PM and I still can't sleep. I decided to get a blogspot to write all these thoughts in my head. Maybe that's why sometimes I can't sleep right at night. I think too much. I may also want to feel more like a writer... Emphasis on "feel". This isn't even proper writing... I think. Hmm... I wonder if anyone is even reading this. I mean... why do people care about what other people are thinking of. People at school sure don't. They think the whole world revolves around them. Just.... living their lives.. carefree... then BAM! Karma catches up with them... Then they'll look back at the old times and think "Wow.. I had it so easy back then." And then they proceed to live their rest of their lives in hardship. Well, that's just me... Life could be pretty unpredictable. It's not like a movie where you kind of can predict whats gonna happen. I mean people will hate the movie if it doesn't turn out to be what they were expecting the ending to be. I guess that's why they watch movies... To escape real life events... To see the happier side of what they can never achieve.... Eh.. Life's a b*tch but you keep on living.

It's Getting Better All The Time (It Can't Get No Worse)

~Ram